What would Jesus do if his Dominoes Pizza arrived in 31 minutes?

Jesus would order Papa Johns. He likes the butter sauce.What would Jesus do if his Dominoes Pizza arrived in 31 minutes?
SMITE THEM SMITE THEM SMITE THEM!



MWAAH HAA HA HAA!!!What would Jesus do if his Dominoes Pizza arrived in 31 minutes?
tell them 2 repent and if thier late again hell send them 2 hell
rofl!!!!What would Jesus do if his Dominoes Pizza arrived in 31 minutes?
Hey, I work at Domino's, and I would just tell Him that "it's not a guarantee, just an estimate."
He'd do some fig tree finagling.



Here in thirty minutes.... or I curse you to wither and die.What would Jesus do if his Dominoes Pizza arrived in 31 minutes?
He wouldn't leave a tip.
Jesus would probably smile and say "almost there guys but I'll let you off here's the $10"



A Christian would beat the delivery boy to death with a Chick tract.
He'd be pleased with his free pizza and would say 'My dad wouldn't take this kind of **** you know!'
hopefully convert a few athiests rom worshiping their god satan
His love of justice would push him to take it for free.
He would not have to deal with Dominos. He would create His own right away.
Forgive and forget but now if the messed up and put pork on it they are in sooo much trouble.
forgiveness.God is love...
Give the delivery person the same tip that he would give if the delivery person was there on time.
Jesus was very likely a Jack in the Box guy. What with all the references to fish and fishing and the sign of the fish, it's pretty certain he preferred a fish sandwich. Or maybe Long John Silver. So your question is largely irrelevant.
Jesus ******* Christ of Nazareth would kick the crap out of those lazy bastards.
Well let's back up for a second OK? Now first off Jesus would order the Pizza cuz he's been cheifin' all day long and got the major munchies. and second he would show up at the door baked out of his mind holding a $5.00 bill when the pizza cost $10.00. and last but not least he would probably not do anything seeing as how he would (at that moment) lack the necessary physical,mental or otherwise ability TO do anything about it.